Flight Isn't An Option

Some birds were born to soar. Penguins? Not so much.

This tactical penguin has accepted reality and adapted accordingly. Instead of worrying about flying, he grabbed a helmet, night vision, and a suppressed rifle. Problem solved.

The "Flight Isn't an Option" tee is a tongue-in-cheek nod to one of nature's most determined birds. It's the perfect conversation starter for the range, the gun shop, the barbecue, or anywhere people appreciate dry humor and don't mind a few confused looks from the uninitiated.

Printed on an incredibly comfortable 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester blend, this shirt is lightweight, soft, and built to become one of your favorites whether you're on the firing line or just running around town.

Features

• Soft premium 60% cotton / 40% polyester blend
• Lightweight, all-day comfort
• Large full-back tactical penguin graphic
• Republic Gun Club logo on the left chest
• Custom Texas "1836" sleeve graphic
• Athletic modern fit
• Designed for people who appreciate freedom... and terrible bird puns.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in unsolicited compliments, awkward explanations about penguins, and at least one person saying, "I just got the joke."