In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised

Accountability is important. So is establishing that none of this would have happened if a responsible adult had stayed in the room.

This 3" × 2" PVC patch provides a ready-made explanation for questionable purchases, unfinished projects, range-day detours, and other perfectly reasonable decisions that somehow require defending.

Made from durable PVC with a hook backing, it attaches easily to hats, range bags, backpacks, and anywhere else that could use a legally questionable disclaimer.